There are 3,500 calories in a pound of body fat.
After two walking sessions on the new treadmill (23 minutes & 30 minutes):
123 cal. + 210 cal. = 333 calories burned
That means I only have to walk on the treadmill 998 more times!
Oh, yeah, and that's if I don't eat anything between now and then. Big IF.
(Just kidding. If you think I'm actually considering starving myself, you don't know me very well.)